DOGE’s 19-Year-Old Staffer ‘Big Balls’ Appears With Elon on Fox News

Fox News’s Jesse Watters, a antheral truthful morally repugnant his ain parent disinvited him from Thanksgiving dinner, sat successful connected a DOGE gathering Wednesday to huff Elon Musk’s farts. Video from that gathering was aired Thursday night, and portion it wasn’t peculiarly enlightening, fixed you can’t spot thing Musk says these days, it did supply a uncommon glimpse astatine 1 of Musk’s young henchmen. Edward Coristine, much commonly known by the nickname Big Balls, chimed successful during the meeting.

“Who’s Big Balls?” Watters asked with laughter from the all-male array of DOGE staff.

“It’s me,” Coristine said, raising his hand.

“That should beryllium obvious,” Musk chimed successful to much awkward laughter.

Big Balls, if you’ll recall, is the 19-year-old who was reportedly fired from his erstwhile occupation astatine a cybersecurity institution for allegedly leaking institution secrets. He worked for Musk’s company, Neuralink, earlier getting hired to enactment for the alleged Department of Government Efficiency, which is presently dismantling the country. Big Balls is seen arsenic an adept who tin conscionable rummage done the outgo systems of the national government, contempt having nary applicable expertise successful auditing tremendous institutions.

Coristine was asked by Watters wherefore he’s called Big Balls and helium explained that helium acceptable it arsenic his username for LinkedIn due to the fact that helium liked to not instrumentality things excessively earnestly and instrumentality risks. When they got to the substance of what Coristine was doing for DOGE, helium insisted that helium was looking to “root retired fraud and waste” and helium was looking astatine the outgo systems.

“So you look astatine a circumstantial enactment item, similar $20 million. You’re like, OK, well, what is this wealth going to? And for the bulk of outgo systems, it’s like, well, we don’t truly know,” Coristine said.

Needless to say, Coristine didn’t contiguous immoderate grounds for his claims, though it’s believable that helium doesn’t cognize however immoderate of this works. But Watters took it arsenic information that outgo systems were conscionable shelling retired millions of dollars with nary accountability. Watters credulously asked what the effect was erstwhile Coristine recovered this singular magnitude of fraud and mimed an exaggerated shrugging of his shoulders.

“That’s the astir communal response,” Musk chimed in.

Frankly, it feels beauteous ridiculous to adjacent discarded clip discussing a idiosyncratic who has nary close to beryllium messing up the national authorities successful the ways that helium presently is. But these are the radical Musk has tasked with helping him instrumentality a chainsaw to our mode of beingness and the things that support America’s modular of surviving retired of the toilet.

Much similar Trump’s tremendous tariffs that are conscionable opening to shingle the U.S. system to its core, the DOGE experimentation is simply a self-inflicted wound. Trump, Musk, and their goons are unlawfully dismantling the infrastructure that keeps this state afloat. And these guys are perpetually lying done their teeth to misrepresent the things they’re destroying.

Coristine provided nary grounds that payments are being sent to cipher successful peculiar oregon that radical successful the national authorities don’t cognize what’s happening to the wealth arsenic it’s sent from 1 entity to another. And until Coristine and Musk supply actual, factual proof, we person nary crushed to judge them. Musk has antecedently claimed assorted payments were “fraud” oregon “waste” erstwhile they turned retired aboriginal to beryllium simply programs that he didn’t like.

Congressionally-authorized programs can’t conscionable beryllium rescinded due to the fact that Trump oregon Musk oregon fucking Big Balls accidental they should be. We person a system, and that strategy isn’t being followed. These guys are destroying entire agencies for nary different crushed than that it doesn’t suit their purpose. And nary of this stops until radical successful authorization marque it stop.